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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Sep 23, 2025
Sep 23, 2025
57 min
THERE'S A NEW COWBOY IN TOWN
Kurt Steed, otherwise known by his Instagram handle @cowboy_k2, joins on this episode to discuss relationships, modern dating, and his approach to helping others online.
[0:00] to [40:00] We get some relationship advice from Kurt!
[40:00] to [end] Song of the Summer 2025 reveal.
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Sep 8, 2025
Sep 8, 2025
1 hr 9 min
SAY THAT AGAIN
Another Randy road trip. Are we the anti-Swifties? Kurt goes rock climbing for the 1st time. Spirit Halloween's killer business plan. The fantastic four song of the summer nominations are revealed.
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Aug 25, 2025
Aug 25, 2025
55 min
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes?
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Aug 11, 2025
Aug 11, 2025
54 min
NPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots"
"Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would surely be the onomatopoeic clanker."
Ryan takes an aggressive stance against robots. Kurt is back from Europe.
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Jul 17, 2025
Jul 17, 2025
1 hr 4 min
THIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG
Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding.
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Jul 2, 2025
Jul 2, 2025
1 hr 9 min
PATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10
Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2 before Patio Lanterns High.

Jun 18, 2025
Jun 18, 2025
1 hr 2 min
HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL
The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to unite British Columbians.

Jun 6, 2025
Jun 6, 2025
1 hr 6 min
RYAN LORE
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2). Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning discussion.
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May 20, 2025
May 20, 2025
1 hr 34 min
LISAN AL GAIB
Kurt is back from his international journey, bringing fresh insights, new perspectives, and valuable guidance to share with the listeners.
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Apr 2, 2025
Apr 2, 2025
44 min
The podcast will go on pause as Kurt ventures to find himself yet again. Ryan takes the tariff fight to US soil.
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