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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
Episodes

Jan 22, 2025
The 5 T's of Podcasting
Jan 22, 2025
Jan 22, 2025
59 min
Randy tries a brand new look. Kurt enters the Metaverse.
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Jan 9, 2025
Manifestation
Jan 9, 2025
Jan 9, 2025
50 min
Should all robots be hot? The first Song of the Summer nominee for 2025. Mark Zuckerberg in Alien: Romulus. Ryan's new bedroom tip! Kevin Costner is a quitter.
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Dec 18, 2024
Making a Masterpiece
Dec 18, 2024
Dec 18, 2024
1hr 1 min
3 TIMES THE SUSPENSE.
3 TIMES THE DANGER.
3 TIMES THE TERROR.
M3GAN has the coolest fits. Subservience (starring Megan) and buying the hottest robot while your wife is in the hospital. Kurt makes a masterpiece. Randy wants to join a femme moon circle. A commentor takes over the show.
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Nov 28, 2024
The Seaman
Nov 28, 2024
Nov 28, 2024
1hr 25 min
In the fall of 2024, The Ushuaia left Ushuaia, Argentina and headed for the continent of Antarctica across the Southern Ocean. 2 days later, an event took place that had never occurred in recorded history....
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Oct 30, 2024
The Patio Lanterns Saga (w/ Jake Carey)
Oct 30, 2024
Oct 30, 2024
58 min
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Jake T. Carey joins us to accept recognition for nominating the eventual 2024 Song of the Summer winner, Porn Star Dancing. Stupid sexy vampires. Kurt is about to embark on another soul searching journey. Halloween is out of control. Discussing brain rot and niche instagram reels reaching our feeds.
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Oct 14, 2024
Keep Nelson Weird
Oct 14, 2024
Oct 14, 2024
46 min
MAKING RYAN'S HOUSE A HOME
Kurt visits Ryan in Nelson, BC. Patio Lanterns High Season 2 brainstorm. We listen to the night train. Kurt volunteers. A key sponsor makes a comeback. Are towns too weird?
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Sep 25, 2024
Randy's Big Move
Sep 25, 2024
Sep 25, 2024
58 min
BLUE SKIES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER, AMEN
Ryan says farewell to Kelowna (and Best of Kelowna). After much deliberation we arrive at the Song of the Summer 2024.
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Sep 10, 2024
September Silliness
Sep 10, 2024
Sep 10, 2024
1hr 11 min
THE FINAL FOUR
The Song of the Summer nominations battle it out in a 16 team bracket.
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Aug 28, 2024
Anustart
Aug 28, 2024
Aug 28, 2024
1hr 3 min
THIS IS THE STORY OF A VERY TALL MAN...
Ryan is looking for a fresh start in Nelson. Song of the Summer nominations are locked in. What has Alexander Grant been up to recently? Kurt watches Longlegs.
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Aug 14, 2024
Lords of the Podcast
Aug 14, 2024
Aug 14, 2024
51 min
INTRODUCING LORD KURT & LORD RYAN
Randy's localized phone plan. Boring jobs and boring people, why does everyone make everything so boring!!? Doctors being egomaniacs. Ryan's quest filled weekend in Vancouver.
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