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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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1 hr 17 min
The question to the answer everybody wants to know.
Patio Lanterns High returns (S2E3). We determine the final Song of the Summer finalists. Ryan’s weddings. And a very important announcement that raises significantly more questions than it answers.
Read the rest of this entry »Aug 11, 2026
Aug 11, 2026
1 hr 9 sec
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT SPIDER-MAN?
Randy's just gotta figure out what Chunky's deal is (or who he is). Kurt and Ryan are trapped inside as fire and smoke engulf the province. We saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day.
Read the rest of this entry »Jul 24, 2026
Jul 24, 2026
1 hr 16 min
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?
Randy struggles to use a bidet. Kurt and Ryan journey to Valhalla. Movies, movies, movies: We discuss Spider-Man (nope, not the new one), Resident Evil, Obsession, and Backrooms.
Read the rest of this entry »Jul 1, 2026
Jul 1, 2026
1 hr 4 min
CLAP THOSE CHEEKS
We watched Avatar: Fire and Ash. Colonel Quaritch won't stop chasing blue booty. The AirPod epidemic. Ryan just felt like running. Taking AI interviews just to feel something.
Read the rest of this entry »Jun 18, 2026
Jun 18, 2026
57 min
SPORTS
Kurt meets his performative male rival in Montreal. Is reformer Pilates a scam? Finding good matcha (we can't). Hockey nights are cancelled in Canada. Florida Georgia Line returns before we get Fast X Part II. Plus, a very supportive surprise guest.
Read the rest of this entry »May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
45 min
PILATES HUNT DRINK COKE ZERO
Ryan prepares for a folk fest. Kurt looks to become a travel pilates guru. The boys test Coke Zero mixed with vanilla protein powder for science. Luke Bryan’s newest summer anthem. Mark Zuckerberg getting jacked. What is HYROX...more like WHYROX. Plus, Americans are officially taking over the Patio Lanterns listenership.
Read the rest of this entry »May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
1 hr 31 min
MONKEY TROUBLE
Randy is back from Bali and won’t stop talking about his new travel neck pillow. He recounts his escape from what can only be described as a coordinated monkey takeover. Meanwhile, Kurt tries Pilates.
Read the rest of this entry »Apr 14, 2026
Apr 14, 2026
1 hr 16 min
WHERE'S RANDY GOING, BINGO?
Randy says goodbye. Canada Shore returning for Season 2. Song of the Summer 2026 launch. Diet trends. Kurt’s controversial take on live music sends ripples through society. Finally, some more Silent Hill and Resident Evil thoughts.
Read the rest of this entry »Apr 3, 2026
Apr 3, 2026
1 hr 10 min
CHOO CHOO
Newly published author Courtney Kocak joins us to discuss her memoir Girl Gone Wild, a chaotic, funny, sometimes gross and uncomfortable look at chasing dreams, femininity, and figuring it out later. We get into acting, writing, happy endings in Tokyo, live music being too loud, and TRAINS.
Read the rest of this entry »Mar 21, 2026
Mar 21, 2026
1 hr 56 min
DROP IT HELL! I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS HOMIE!
Kurt is back and brings tales of the Philippines. Kurt writes a letter in the event of his untimely demise. Permanent Daylight Saving Time? Discussing the remainder of Canada Shore Season 1 and finale.
We are formally calling on Premier David Eby and the BC government to investigate troubling allegations that the Canada Shore cast neither spent the full summer together nor lived in a single house for even one month.
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