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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Jan 6, 2026
Jan 6, 2026
48 min
RETURN TO PATIO LANTERNS HIGH
Holiday recap. Ryan's New Year's resolution. Bursting with creativity.
Read the rest of this entry »Dec 21, 2025
Dec 21, 2025
1hr 15 min
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kurt & Ryan get together in person for the annual dinner with Raud. Jason Bourne is not an interesting guy. Cinnabon finally cancelled. Ryan learns how to use his podcast mic.
Read the rest of this entry »Dec 5, 2025
Dec 5, 2025
1hr 2 min
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE
Derrick is an ugly name. Randy receives a 4-month warning. Kurt's Christmas faux pas on the phone with his mortgage broker. We need your help to get Haliey Welch on the podcast. Catch Zootopia 2 in a theatre near you.
Read the rest of this entry »Nov 18, 2025
Nov 18, 2025
50 min
#6 LEBRON JAMES
Kurt's an uncle: shaping a future Lebron James fan and Lanternite. Randy and the thrill of the kill. Mice falling from the sky! Entering a flow state. More resident evil.
Read the rest of this entry »Nov 7, 2025
Nov 7, 2025
1hr 10 min
YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED IN NOVEMBER
The Blue Jays blew it. Kurt is all in on Christmas. Randy attempts to lure more children to his home on Halloween. Alien: Earth. No chocolate innovation in 100 years. The Ostrich situation in BC is addressed.
Read the rest of this entry »Oct 22, 2025
Oct 22, 2025
51 min
IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN
Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a different podcast!
Read the rest of this entry »Oct 10, 2025
Oct 10, 2025
1hr 1 min
Ryan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied, bro.
The entity interviews Randy. Vin Diesel needs to find a way to cut the budget of Fast and Furious. Ryan plots his Dirty Dancing moment. Is Taylor releasing albums a little too...swiftly? Kurt preps for a trip to the east coast.
Read the rest of this entry »Sep 23, 2025
Sep 23, 2025
57 min
THERE'S A NEW COWBOY IN TOWN
Kurt Steed, otherwise known by his Instagram handle @cowboy_k2, joins on this episode to discuss relationships, modern dating, and his approach to helping others online.
[0:00] to [40:00] We get some relationship advice from Kurt!
[40:00] to [end] Song of the Summer 2025 reveal.
Read the rest of this entry »Sep 8, 2025
Sep 8, 2025
1hr 9 min
SAY THAT AGAIN
Another Randy road trip. Are we the anti-Swifties? Kurt goes rock climbing for the 1st time. Spirit Halloween's killer business plan. The fantastic four song of the summer nominations are revealed.
Read the rest of this entry »Aug 25, 2025
Aug 25, 2025
55 min
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes?
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