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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
#6 LEBRON JAMES
Kurt's an uncle: shaping a future Lebron James fan and Lanternite. Randy and the thrill of the kill. Mice falling from the sky! Entering a flow state. More resident evil.
Read the rest of this entry »Friday Nov 07, 2025
Friday Nov 07, 2025
YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED IN NOVEMBER
The Blue Jays blew it. Kurt is all in on Christmas. Randy attempts to lure more children to his home on Halloween. Alien: Earth. No chocolate innovation in 100 years. The Ostrich situation in BC is addressed.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Oct 22, 2025
Wednesday Oct 22, 2025
IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN
Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a different podcast!
Read the rest of this entry »Friday Oct 10, 2025
Friday Oct 10, 2025
Ryan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied, bro.
The entity interviews Randy. Vin Diesel needs to find a way to cut the budget of Fast and Furious. Ryan plots his Dirty Dancing moment. Is Taylor releasing albums a little too...swiftly? Kurt preps for a trip to the east coast.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
THERE'S A NEW COWBOY IN TOWN
Kurt Steed, otherwise known by his Instagram handle @cowboy_k2, joins on this episode to discuss relationships, modern dating, and his approach to helping others online.
[0:00] to [40:00] We get some relationship advice from Kurt!
[40:00] to [end] Song of the Summer 2025 reveal.
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Sep 08, 2025
Monday Sep 08, 2025
SAY THAT AGAIN
Another Randy road trip. Are we the anti-Swifties? Kurt goes rock climbing for the 1st time. Spirit Halloween's killer business plan. The fantastic four song of the summer nominations are revealed.
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Aug 25, 2025
Monday Aug 25, 2025
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes?
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Aug 11, 2025
Monday Aug 11, 2025
NPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots"
"Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would surely be the onomatopoeic clanker."
Ryan takes an aggressive stance against robots. Kurt is back from Europe.
Read the rest of this entry »Thursday Jul 17, 2025
Thursday Jul 17, 2025
THIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG
Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Jul 02, 2025
Wednesday Jul 02, 2025
PATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10
Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2 before Patio Lanterns High.