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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Feb 19, 2026
Feb 19, 2026
1 hr 8 min
STILL OUR FAVORITE SHOW
- Olympic hockey talk
- Randy doesn't do his homework
- Discussing Canada Shore, episode 4 >:(
- Randy's new chiropractor
- Kurt's last episode :O
Read the rest of this entry »Feb 3, 2026
Feb 3, 2026
1 hr 4 min
OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW
- Patio Lanterns High S2E2
- Discussing Canada Shore, episodes 1 through 3
- Could Canada Shore use a Kurt or Ryan to mix things up?
- Fast X: Part 2, now titled "Fast Forever" FINALLY has a release date
Read the rest of this entry »Jan 22, 2026
Jan 22, 2026
1 hr 10 min
UNOBTANIUM?
Kurt has set his sights on the world of reality TV. Ryan takes on Bryan Johnson - the self-proclaimed healthiest man on the planet. Canada Shore premiering soon and we are set to talk to ya about it! Jake Sully is building an army of children to fight back against golf course developers on Pandora.
Read the rest of this entry »Jan 6, 2026
Jan 6, 2026
48 min
RETURN TO PATIO LANTERNS HIGH
Holiday recap. Ryan's New Year's resolution. Bursting with creativity.
Read the rest of this entry »Dec 21, 2025
Dec 21, 2025
1 hr 15 min
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kurt & Ryan get together in person for the annual dinner with Raud. Jason Bourne is not an interesting guy. Cinnabon finally cancelled. Ryan learns how to use his podcast mic.
Read the rest of this entry »Dec 5, 2025
Dec 5, 2025
1 hr 2 min
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE
Derrick is an ugly name. Randy receives a 4-month warning. Kurt's Christmas faux pas on the phone with his mortgage broker. We need your help to get Haliey Welch on the podcast. Catch Zootopia 2 in a theatre near you.
Read the rest of this entry »Nov 18, 2025
Nov 18, 2025
50 min
#6 LEBRON JAMES
Kurt's an uncle: shaping a future Lebron James fan and Lanternite. Randy and the thrill of the kill. Mice falling from the sky! Entering a flow state. More resident evil.
Read the rest of this entry »Nov 7, 2025
Nov 7, 2025
1 hr 10 min
YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED IN NOVEMBER
The Blue Jays blew it. Kurt is all in on Christmas. Randy attempts to lure more children to his home on Halloween. Alien: Earth. No chocolate innovation in 100 years. The Ostrich situation in BC is addressed.
Read the rest of this entry »Oct 22, 2025
Oct 22, 2025
51 min
IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN
Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a different podcast!
Read the rest of this entry »Oct 10, 2025
Oct 10, 2025
1 hr 1 min
Ryan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied, bro.
The entity interviews Randy. Vin Diesel needs to find a way to cut the budget of Fast and Furious. Ryan plots his Dirty Dancing moment. Is Taylor releasing albums a little too...swiftly? Kurt preps for a trip to the east coast.
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