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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
POUR ONE OUT FOR OJ
Cicadas infestation incoming? The Canadian Country Music Awards are coming to Kelowna. How you laying (when you go to sleep)? The internet's dying. O.J. Simpson was "alert and chilling" on the couch drinking beer, watching TV 2 weeks before he died, lawyer says.
Read the rest of this entry »Saturday Apr 06, 2024
Saturday Apr 06, 2024
Announcing our campaign for:
Best local influencer
Best local podcast
Best overall Instagram account
Best overall TikTok account
Kelowna's pit. Pooping wonderland. Jake Gyllenhaal should be ashamed for his physique in "Roadhouse". Gym contracts. Rest in peace Kevin the goose.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
We're speaking the Tennessee Truth
Spring garden goals. Kurt shares a plane with a celebrity on his way to California. BK and TJ of Florida Georgia Line reach Ross/Rachel levels of sexual tension. Pigeon talk boils over. Airports need to smarten up.
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Mar 10, 2024
Sunday Mar 10, 2024
One hand on the wheel. Long, deep breaths. Caveman owns this road.
Kurt is back from Iceland with much to talk about including: his rental car freaking out and taking control of the wheel intermittently, no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks, Iceland being a country boy's dream. The cat cloning lady is back! Randy listens intently.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
SPONGEBOB SUPER BOWL
Somebody poisoned Kelowna's trees, and they're still out there! The K-man begins grinding his way to corporate king status. Randy's insane ear muff headphones. Kurt dating in 3 cities at once. Manifesting tragedy for podcast content. Kurt prepares for his trip ahead to Iceland to chase volcano content.
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Feb 04, 2024
Sunday Feb 04, 2024
Featuring our favorite gameshow "WRITE IT OFF"
Quick Patio Date update. A fortune from a fortune cookie comes true. We play every accountant's favorite game, WRITE IT OFF. We discuss our interest in rearing kids, how many kids we'd like to rear (if any), and why or why not we think it's a good idea to rear these kids. Kurt opens up a world of possibilities on Hinge with one simple trick. Kurt recounts a romantic comedy experience on a plane to Paris.
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Jan 21, 2024
Sunday Jan 21, 2024
WE BLEW OUR CONTENT IN THE FIRST HALF
Aliens invade - are you getting drafted? Ryan has an ethical dilemma at the grocery store. Setting up a mugging on your first date. Our thoughts on lo-fi music. Getting into a serious car crash to meet your life partner. Is there a podathon in our future?
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Jan 08, 2024
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Happy New Year? Kurt explains his Cinderella experience after Raudz. Kurt and Ryan consider releasing invasive species into the Okanagan. Ryan becomes enthralled in TikTok academia. Epstein Island. Kurt announces that he is leaving the podcast again to go and find himself again. Would you pay money to avoid children in your day-to-day? What about old people?
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Dec 24, 2023
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
PATIO LANTERNS HIGH: EPISODE 5 (SEASON FINALE)
Old friends Wallace (Kurt) and Andre (Randy) haven't seen each another in one week and agree to meet for dinner. Andre, a once well-known biologist, dropped out of the island scene to travel the province, while Wallace stuck around, finding only mixed success as a podcaster. As they sit down to eat, Andre launches into a series of fantastic stories from his time away, and Wallace can't help but notice how different their worldviews have become.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
We've still got each other
A change to the BC Ferries reservation system has Randy fuming. Twin Peaks has us hooked! Kurt redownloads Tinder while Randy tries out Hinge premium. Who was Patio Lanterns' #1 listener from 2023? Thoughts on audiobooks. A discussion on the sudden rise in popularity of the divorced dad rock band, Creed. Should we try approaching women in real life?
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