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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Monday Jan 08, 2024
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Happy New Year? Kurt explains his Cinderella experience after Raudz. Kurt and Ryan consider releasing invasive species into the Okanagan. Ryan becomes enthralled in TikTok academia. Epstein Island. Kurt announces that he is leaving the podcast again to go and find himself again. Would you pay money to avoid children in your day-to-day? What about old people?
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Dec 24, 2023
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
PATIO LANTERNS HIGH: EPISODE 5 (SEASON FINALE)
Old friends Wallace (Kurt) and Andre (Randy) haven't seen each another in one week and agree to meet for dinner. Andre, a once well-known biologist, dropped out of the island scene to travel the province, while Wallace stuck around, finding only mixed success as a podcaster. As they sit down to eat, Andre launches into a series of fantastic stories from his time away, and Wallace can't help but notice how different their worldviews have become.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
We've still got each other
A change to the BC Ferries reservation system has Randy fuming. Twin Peaks has us hooked! Kurt redownloads Tinder while Randy tries out Hinge premium. Who was Patio Lanterns' #1 listener from 2023? Thoughts on audiobooks. A discussion on the sudden rise in popularity of the divorced dad rock band, Creed. Should we try approaching women in real life?
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Crispy on the outside, tender and moist on the inside.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is booted out of the company. Fall is the time for relaxing or to be a piece of shit. The dating market takes a turn for the worse as we close in on the holidays. Ryan is trying out turtlenecks. Kurt is putting on a thick winter coat. Kurt starts watching the interesting and somewhat bizarre television show, Twin Peaks. After three years, Kurt and Ryan both beat Red Dead Redemption 2. Former OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is reinstated as CEO of OpenAI.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
PATIO DATE DELAYED
While waiting to iron out the remaining wrinkles to successfully launch PATIO DATE, Ryan investigates competitor apps. Has the algorithm predetermined our fates? A TikTok rant. Snapchat influencers are bizarre.
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Oct 23, 2023
Monday Oct 23, 2023
Happy Patioween!
[0:00] Patio Date founder Ryan Rancier joins us to address some rumors making the rounds and updates us on the upcoming launch of the new app. Should sports commentating go the way of the dinosaurs? A hero takes action on the streets of Kelowna. The worst chip.
Read the rest of this entry »Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Two lone cowboys, Kurt and Ryan, host a popular podcast called "Patio Lanterns." Tired of their daily routines, they embarked on an adventure to find a place of peace and tranquility. Somewhere rural, closer to their roots.
As they journeyed through the wilderness, horses acting as extensions of their manhood, their bond deepened.
When they returned from the ranch, they recorded a special episode of their podcast, sharing their journey and feelings. The magical place, combined with their love, left them feeling refreshed and reenergized.
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Sep 18, 2023
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Our longest episode ever.
Ryan travels to a small island where the goats outnumber the people. We discuss recent news such as the Mike Babcock resignation in Columbus and the Alien news out of Mexico. #FindKeith2023 update. Kurt wants to break up with his dental hygienist. Wasn't Tom Cruise supposed to go to space (or did he already)? Kurt gets h4cked on the livestream. A man makes too much money and he is mad.
Song of the Summer 2023 winner is announced...
Read the rest of this entry »Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Patio Lanterns High: Part IV
It's prom night and the school courtyard is transformed into a prom wonderland, adorned with twinkling lights and decorations. Kurt (fresh out of juvenile detention) and Ryan, navigate the big night and their rocky relationships.
- Is Morgan Wallen a real person?
- Randy avoids hurricanes and hits up Jumbo's Clown Room in Southern California
- Kurt heads to Northern California and runs into some Napa Rebobs
- Where is Keith Cook Carlson Ross #findkeith2023
- The final 4 SOTS nominees are announced.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Patio Lanterns High: The Halloween Special coming soon...
"Patio Lanterns High" is a thrilling supernatural high school drama that delves into the mysteries of a cursed town, testing the bonds of friendship and bravery as its characters confront their deepest fears and unravel a centuries-old enigma.
- Aliens are real but who cares?
- Ryan and Kurt recreate a famous scene from The Fast and the Furious
- Ryan rants on raising money for a good cause
- Kim Mitchell stinks?
- Kurt has an encounter with a strange island man.
- The Lost Episode finally released. Next up, Patio Lanterns the Podcast the Movie.
- SOTS nominations
- [45:00] We saw Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 *spoilers*
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