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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Friday Oct 10, 2025
Johnnie Walker
Friday Oct 10, 2025
Friday Oct 10, 2025
Ryan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied, bro.
The entity interviews Randy. Vin Diesel needs to find a way to cut the budget of Fast and Furious. Ryan plots his Dirty Dancing moment. Is Taylor releasing albums a little too...swiftly? Kurt preps for a trip to the east coast.
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Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
Love on the Patio (w/ Kurt Steed)
Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
THERE'S A NEW COWBOY IN TOWN
Kurt Steed, otherwise known by his Instagram handle @cowboy_k2, joins on this episode to discuss relationships, modern dating, and his approach to helping others online.
[0:00] to [40:00] We get some relationship advice from Kurt!
[40:00] to [end] Song of the Summer 2025 reveal.
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Monday Sep 08, 2025
Reel World
Monday Sep 08, 2025
Monday Sep 08, 2025
SAY THAT AGAIN
Another Randy road trip. Are we the anti-Swifties? Kurt goes rock climbing for the 1st time. Spirit Halloween's killer business plan. The fantastic four song of the summer nominations are revealed.
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Monday Aug 25, 2025
Leon and Mr. X
Monday Aug 25, 2025
Monday Aug 25, 2025
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes?
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Monday Aug 11, 2025
Armageddon
Monday Aug 11, 2025
Monday Aug 11, 2025
NPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots"
"Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would surely be the onomatopoeic clanker."
Ryan takes an aggressive stance against robots. Kurt is back from Europe.
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Thursday Jul 17, 2025
Gone in 40 Hours
Thursday Jul 17, 2025
Thursday Jul 17, 2025
THIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG
Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding.
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Wednesday Jul 02, 2025
Runners vs Dog Lovers
Wednesday Jul 02, 2025
Wednesday Jul 02, 2025
PATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10
Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2 before Patio Lanterns High.

Wednesday Jun 18, 2025
Two Cups, OneBC
Wednesday Jun 18, 2025
Wednesday Jun 18, 2025
HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL
The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to unite British Columbians.

Friday Jun 06, 2025
Mission: Impossible - Get a Job
Friday Jun 06, 2025
Friday Jun 06, 2025
RYAN LORE
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2). Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning discussion.
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Tuesday May 20, 2025
Red Eye to Pink Eye
Tuesday May 20, 2025
Tuesday May 20, 2025
LISAN AL GAIB
Kurt is back from his international journey, bringing fresh insights, new perspectives, and valuable guidance to share with the listeners.
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