Episodes
Tuesday May 28, 2024
Podcast of the Apes
Tuesday May 28, 2024
Tuesday May 28, 2024
APES BAD
Ryan takes a road trip and ranks the communities within the East Kootenays. There's a bee infestation at Kurt's gym. Feeding Ryan brain nourishment on Instagram. Kurt's thoughts on Godzilla x Kong & Planet of the Apes. AI gaining momentum. Making the podcast more hygge.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday May 14, 2024
Bustin' Makes Us Feel Good
Tuesday May 14, 2024
Tuesday May 14, 2024
VOTE PATIO LANTERNS
- a public pooper is on the loose in the Okanagan
- Brian Kelley vs Tyler Hubbard -> we get you up to speed on the hottest feud in country music
- Ludacris ARRIVES on our Song of the Summer list (or does he?)
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Apr 30, 2024
Hog Cranking
Tuesday Apr 30, 2024
Tuesday Apr 30, 2024
VOTE PATIO LANTERNS
We have been nominated for Best Local Podcast. NHL playoff talk. Taylor Swift discussion. Where is Pierre McGuire? The mysterious monkey king. Song of the Summer nominations are open!
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Killing for Content
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
POUR ONE OUT FOR OJ
Cicadas infestation incoming? The Canadian Country Music Awards are coming to Kelowna. How you laying (when you go to sleep)? The internet's dying. O.J. Simpson was "alert and chilling" on the couch drinking beer, watching TV 2 weeks before he died, lawyer says.
Read the rest of this entry »Saturday Apr 06, 2024
Party in the Pit
Saturday Apr 06, 2024
Saturday Apr 06, 2024
Announcing our campaign for:
Best local influencer
Best local podcast
Best overall Instagram account
Best overall TikTok account
Kelowna's pit. Pooping wonderland. Jake Gyllenhaal should be ashamed for his physique in "Roadhouse". Gym contracts. Rest in peace Kevin the goose.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Kiss Our Boots
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
We're speaking the Tennessee Truth
Spring garden goals. Kurt shares a plane with a celebrity on his way to California. BK and TJ of Florida Georgia Line reach Ross/Rachel levels of sexual tension. Pigeon talk boils over. Airports need to smarten up.
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Mar 10, 2024
The Iceman Cometh
Sunday Mar 10, 2024
Sunday Mar 10, 2024
One hand on the wheel. Long, deep breaths. Caveman owns this road.
Kurt is back from Iceland with much to talk about including: his rental car freaking out and taking control of the wheel intermittently, no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks, Iceland being a country boy's dream. The cat cloning lady is back! Randy listens intently.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Super bowl Sunday, stood up on a Monday
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
SPONGEBOB SUPER BOWL
Somebody poisoned Kelowna's trees, and they're still out there! The K-man begins grinding his way to corporate king status. Randy's insane ear muff headphones. Kurt dating in 3 cities at once. Manifesting tragedy for podcast content. Kurt prepares for his trip ahead to Iceland to chase volcano content.
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Feb 04, 2024
The Fortune Cookie
Sunday Feb 04, 2024
Sunday Feb 04, 2024
Featuring our favorite gameshow "WRITE IT OFF"
Quick Patio Date update. A fortune from a fortune cookie comes true. We play every accountant's favorite game, WRITE IT OFF. We discuss our interest in rearing kids, how many kids we'd like to rear (if any), and why or why not we think it's a good idea to rear these kids. Kurt opens up a world of possibilities on Hinge with one simple trick. Kurt recounts a romantic comedy experience on a plane to Paris.
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Jan 21, 2024
Patio Lanterns (Lofi)
Sunday Jan 21, 2024
Sunday Jan 21, 2024
WE BLEW OUR CONTENT IN THE FIRST HALF
Aliens invade - are you getting drafted? Ryan has an ethical dilemma at the grocery store. Setting up a mugging on your first date. Our thoughts on lo-fi music. Getting into a serious car crash to meet your life partner. Is there a podathon in our future?
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