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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW
- Patio Lanterns High S2E2
- Discussing Canada Shore, episodes 1 through 3
- Could Canada Shore use a Kurt or Ryan to mix things up?
- Fast X: Part 2, now titled "Fast Forever" FINALLY has a release date
Read the rest of this entry »Thursday Jan 22, 2026
Thursday Jan 22, 2026
UNOBTANIUM?
Kurt has set his sights on the world of reality TV. Ryan takes on Bryan Johnson - the self-proclaimed healthiest man on the planet. Canada Shore premiering soon and we are set to talk to ya about it! Jake Sully is building an army of children to fight back against golf course developers on Pandora.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
RETURN TO PATIO LANTERNS HIGH
Holiday recap. Ryan's New Year's resolution. Bursting with creativity.
Read the rest of this entry »Sunday Dec 21, 2025
Sunday Dec 21, 2025
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kurt & Ryan get together in person for the annual dinner with Raud. Jason Bourne is not an interesting guy. Cinnabon finally cancelled. Ryan learns how to use his podcast mic.
Read the rest of this entry »Friday Dec 05, 2025
Friday Dec 05, 2025
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE
Derrick is an ugly name. Randy receives a 4-month warning. Kurt's Christmas faux pas on the phone with his mortgage broker. We need your help to get Haliey Welch on the podcast. Catch Zootopia 2 in a theatre near you.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
#6 LEBRON JAMES
Kurt's an uncle: shaping a future Lebron James fan and Lanternite. Randy and the thrill of the kill. Mice falling from the sky! Entering a flow state. More resident evil.
Read the rest of this entry »Friday Nov 07, 2025
Friday Nov 07, 2025
YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED IN NOVEMBER
The Blue Jays blew it. Kurt is all in on Christmas. Randy attempts to lure more children to his home on Halloween. Alien: Earth. No chocolate innovation in 100 years. The Ostrich situation in BC is addressed.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Oct 22, 2025
Wednesday Oct 22, 2025
IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN
Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a different podcast!
Read the rest of this entry »Friday Oct 10, 2025
Friday Oct 10, 2025
Ryan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied, bro.
The entity interviews Randy. Vin Diesel needs to find a way to cut the budget of Fast and Furious. Ryan plots his Dirty Dancing moment. Is Taylor releasing albums a little too...swiftly? Kurt preps for a trip to the east coast.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
Tuesday Sep 23, 2025
THERE'S A NEW COWBOY IN TOWN
Kurt Steed, otherwise known by his Instagram handle @cowboy_k2, joins on this episode to discuss relationships, modern dating, and his approach to helping others online.
[0:00] to [40:00] We get some relationship advice from Kurt!
[40:00] to [end] Song of the Summer 2025 reveal.
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