Episodes

Thursday Jul 14, 2022
What flavor is blackberry?
Thursday Jul 14, 2022
Thursday Jul 14, 2022
Lil Huddy ain't Lil anymore. Kurt is looking forward to see Big Blake Shelton on stage this coming weekend. Ryan experiences beach power moves. Kurt attends wine school. And congratulations to PATONE 17-3938 Very Peri for winning color of the year!
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Tuesday Jun 28, 2022
You Can’t Call Me Al
Tuesday Jun 28, 2022
Tuesday Jun 28, 2022
Paul Simon loses Song of the Summer again. Ryan is fascinated by the big toilet bowls in Europe. Congrats to those and their fans too. Elevation is a hoax. 1 month THICC BOI™ update and it is thick. More SOTS nominations.
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Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Girls don’t like boys, girls like iphones and money
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
- Rando is on the move to the land down under...Austria.
- Checking in on the THICC BOI™ progress
- Android boys worldwide are getting turned down at an astonishing rate
- Several new Song of the Summer nominations
- Naked man carjacking
- Combine celebrities, ice cubes, and bachelor/bachelorette parties. What do you get?
- Pet instagram accounts
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Thursday May 26, 2022
Raging B
Thursday May 26, 2022
Thursday May 26, 2022
The Battle of Alberta has us raging in different ways. We bring in our top 2 analysts (ourselves) to discuss the amount of betting ads in the hockey world. US hockey broadcasts and the crazy amount of color commentators and analysts at their disposal. Men's hygiene. Ryan finds himself in a predicament.
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Thursday May 12, 2022
Mind Your Own Lawn
Thursday May 12, 2022
Thursday May 12, 2022
Stratas need to back off. Chiming in on the anti-lawn movement. Ospreys wreaking havoc in Lake Country! Kelowna (Lake Country) brewery raising money and we don't like it. KelownaNow is corrupt. Is being an Oilers fan like being a divorced dad?
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Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Vin Cringe
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Vin Diesel's cringey instagram posts cause the director of Fast X, Justin Lin, to quit. Kurt is off the market. Ryan completes in the Sun Run. Open up the song of the summer nominations for 2022! If the world ended would you still brush your teeth? Adjusting your rearview mirror while stopped at a light is badass. 4/20 accountants.
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Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
Criss Human
Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
REGULAR GUY
We went golfing and then to see Santana live in concert! Mindfreak is getting a prequel? OJ Simpson sounds off on Will Smith. The pizza time process - Kurt breaks it down for the listeners. One of us has Covid. Is having a podcast a dating asset or liability? Is Brad Pitt too hot? Is Timothée Chalamet too hot? Kurt 2022 movie reviews. A new plant delivery service.
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Monday Mar 28, 2022
Dumbing It Down (w/ Jake Carey)
Monday Mar 28, 2022
Monday Mar 28, 2022
We are joined on the patio by our good friend Jake T Carey...
- Hot guy summer
- Why is it called the "hamburger"? We don't have the answer but it does get discussed
- Discovering bread
- Backdoor socialism
- Jake's top 3 books of 2021 countdown (descending)
- Men's and women's jeans going in opposite directions
- Dating apps make you ugly
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Saturday Mar 12, 2022
The Clone Wars
Saturday Mar 12, 2022
Saturday Mar 12, 2022
Our biggest episode yet as we are joined by Big Shawn V, Moe, Joe, and Avi on the patio.
Hooking up with our doppelgangers. Are there more wheels or doors on earth? Randy's zoom blunder. The Russia-Ukraine war. A woman clones her cat for big money. And Patio Lanterns the junior hockey team?
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Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Looks like we got us a convoy episode
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Randy and Kurt went 'mobiling and skiing in Revelstoke. Talking bits and voicemails before, during, and after songs is just unnecessary and annoying. Restaurants not serving enough dip. The freedom convoy led by Rubber Duck hits Ottawa. The latest on sex dolls. More John Rambo talk.
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