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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Patio Lanterns High: The Halloween Special coming soon...
"Patio Lanterns High" is a thrilling supernatural high school drama that delves into the mysteries of a cursed town, testing the bonds of friendship and bravery as its characters confront their deepest fears and unravel a centuries-old enigma.
- Aliens are real but who cares?
- Ryan and Kurt recreate a famous scene from The Fast and the Furious
- Ryan rants on raising money for a good cause
- Kim Mitchell stinks?
- Kurt has an encounter with a strange island man.
- The Lost Episode finally released. Next up, Patio Lanterns the Podcast the Movie.
- SOTS nominations
- [45:00] We saw Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 *spoilers*
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Jul 31, 2023
Monday Jul 31, 2023
5 YEARS IN THE MAKING
Originally intended to be released in 2018, the (first) "lost" episode became a significant talking point over the years. It has evolved. And it's finally here. Enjoy.
Eddie Spaghetti, the moon pr team, poop from the sky, Coffey Anderson, Chase Rice, live studio audiences, Keith Cook Carlson Ross (VISIS), bears=deaf people, would you rathers, Wilford Brimley, Cinnabon, sex dolls, Paul Flart.
Featuring our favorite clips from the following episodes:
Bears, beets, deaf people (2018)
Jurassic Lifestyle (2018)
The Goat (2018)
The Return of the Kurt (2018)
Whose Fart Is It Anyway? (w/ Paul Flart) (2018)
Sex Dolls (w/ Wilford Brimley) (2018)
Audio Trouble Investigation Squad (2019)
The Late Show with Kurt & Ryan (ft. Kent MacDonald) (2019)
I'll Have the Tuna, No Crust (w/ Ryder Hoy) (2019)
Is that barbeque sauce on your neck? (2019)
Fat Cats and Where to Find Them (2019)
Eddie Spaghetti (2019)
Spring breakers (ft. Coffey Anderson) (2020)
POOPBUSTERS (2020)
R&R (Ryan & Ron) (2020)
The Berenstein Dilemma (2020)
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Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Patio Lanterns High: Part III
- What happened to Threads?
- X Gon' Give It To Ya
- Jason Aldean cancelled
- Randy and Caveman hit up the silent disco
- A tip to stay cool and stretch out your pants
- What's going on with all these grasshoppers?
- An update on the Lost Episode
- SOTS nominations
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
This time on PATIO LANTERNS HIGH...
- Ryan forces Kurt to watch all the Mission: Impossible movies
- Kurt is KO'd by bacon and eggs
- Butter + bread + olive oil + barley + water type businesses
- LinkedIn lunatics and introducing Alexander Grant
- Threads is out and Ryan is a day 1 user
- SOTS nominations
Read the rest of this entry »Saturday Jul 01, 2023
Saturday Jul 01, 2023
We invite superfans Christina, Alix, and Sascha onto the podcast to discuss our current and past lives.
Just who is the Yellow-Vested Woman?
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Kurt is back from Asia and Europe
- Oiled up babies wrestling bulls
- Turkish baths & slaps
- Ryan's extravagant baths
- Old people smell
- Beautiful Parisians
- We saw Fast X
[0:00] We discuss Kurt's travels
[57:30] Fast X (spoilers) discussion
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Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
LOYAL TO THE OIL
Kurt gets oiled up in anticipation of Game 5 of the Edmonton Oilers vs Los Angeles Kings in the playoffs. Ryan goes off on naturopaths. We reflect back and look ahead as Patio Lanterns celebrates 5 years! Kurt's a little lost and hopes to find what he's looking for on his next big trip. Ryan turns to artificial intelligence to create his dating app In Real Life.
This episode is on YouTube. Check it out!
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Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
ELECT BIGFOOT FOR SHERIFF
- Kurt, the bachelor, heads down to the USA to celebrate
- Ryan describes his gory experience shaving his head
- A friend of the podcast's ass
- Does draft beer get you more drunk?
- Employers need to start writing their own cover letters
- Ryan's dating app "In Real Life"
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Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
FRIENDLY STALKERS ONLY PLEASE
[0 mins]: Randy orders some new flattering jeans. Kurt contemplates quitting the gym after trying out some local spin classes. Street sweepers take over the local headlines.
[30:30 mins]: Friend of the show, Zoe, joins us on the patio. We discuss her recent move to London (England), dating, taking "the tube", and getting lost in the woods with Ryan.
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Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Ryan gets cornered by a pack of wild dogs in Mexico. We need a psychic to help Kurt get some damn sleep. The Valentine's Day effect sends ripples through the dating world. Kurt stars in a movie. Randy's insane travel toiletry bag. We let content run our lives.
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