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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
This time on PATIO LANTERNS HIGH...
- Ryan forces Kurt to watch all the Mission: Impossible movies
- Kurt is KO'd by bacon and eggs
- Butter + bread + olive oil + barley + water type businesses
- LinkedIn lunatics and introducing Alexander Grant
- Threads is out and Ryan is a day 1 user
- SOTS nominations
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Saturday Jul 01, 2023
We invite superfans Christina, Alix, and Sascha onto the podcast to discuss our current and past lives.
Just who is the Yellow-Vested Woman?
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Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Kurt is back from Asia and Europe
- Oiled up babies wrestling bulls
- Turkish baths & slaps
- Ryan's extravagant baths
- Old people smell
- Beautiful Parisians
- We saw Fast X
[0:00] We discuss Kurt's travels
[57:30] Fast X (spoilers) discussion
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Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
LOYAL TO THE OIL
Kurt gets oiled up in anticipation of Game 5 of the Edmonton Oilers vs Los Angeles Kings in the playoffs. Ryan goes off on naturopaths. We reflect back and look ahead as Patio Lanterns celebrates 5 years! Kurt's a little lost and hopes to find what he's looking for on his next big trip. Ryan turns to artificial intelligence to create his dating app In Real Life.
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Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
ELECT BIGFOOT FOR SHERIFF
- Kurt, the bachelor, heads down to the USA to celebrate
- Ryan describes his gory experience shaving his head
- A friend of the podcast's ass
- Does draft beer get you more drunk?
- Employers need to start writing their own cover letters
- Ryan's dating app "In Real Life"
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Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
FRIENDLY STALKERS ONLY PLEASE
[0 mins]: Randy orders some new flattering jeans. Kurt contemplates quitting the gym after trying out some local spin classes. Street sweepers take over the local headlines.
[30:30 mins]: Friend of the show, Zoe, joins us on the patio. We discuss her recent move to London (England), dating, taking "the tube", and getting lost in the woods with Ryan.
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Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Ryan gets cornered by a pack of wild dogs in Mexico. We need a psychic to help Kurt get some damn sleep. The Valentine's Day effect sends ripples through the dating world. Kurt stars in a movie. Randy's insane travel toiletry bag. We let content run our lives.
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Monday Feb 20, 2023
Monday Feb 20, 2023
We head to the mountains to relax and record this episode.
Randy finally tries the bidet. A man gets panini'd at the gym. The Fast X trailer. The Apple Music fake crowd noise halftime show. Kurt gets mistaken for Dylan Sprouse (again). Ryan teases a new business case. An increase in paranormal activity since the Chinese balloon was shot down. Physiotherapists vs chiropractors. Raising the decibel level of a conversation.
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Sunday Feb 05, 2023
Sunday Feb 05, 2023
WET FEBRUARY HAS ARRIVED
Randy joins TikTok around the same time a Chinese surveillance balloon is spotted hovering over Eastern USA. One of us receives a special flower delivery. Another failed dating app and another successful ladies' spin night has Kurt on the lookout for girl friends. Do single male cat owners deserve another chance? A bot romances Kurt.
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Wednesday Jan 18, 2023
Wednesday Jan 18, 2023
Dry January may be bad for your health. Kurt's attendance in accounting class is accounted for. The dating apps are all dried up - Kurt provides his definitive rankings of the ones you know, and the ones you don't. Ryan gets into an altercation over a pool table. *BREAKING NEWS* The cat clone from last year suffers a setback. Country artists not getting enough credit. Round sectional couches and why Randy wrecked a stranger's home. Use promo code FRANK20 for 20% off your first purchase at AthleticBrewing.ca
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