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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Crispy on the outside, tender and moist on the inside.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is booted out of the company. Fall is the time for relaxing or to be a piece of shit. The dating market takes a turn for the worse as we close in on the holidays. Ryan is trying out turtlenecks. Kurt is putting on a thick winter coat. Kurt starts watching the interesting and somewhat bizarre television show, Twin Peaks. After three years, Kurt and Ryan both beat Red Dead Redemption 2. Former OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is reinstated as CEO of OpenAI.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
PATIO DATE DELAYED
While waiting to iron out the remaining wrinkles to successfully launch PATIO DATE, Ryan investigates competitor apps. Has the algorithm predetermined our fates? A TikTok rant. Snapchat influencers are bizarre.
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Oct 23, 2023
Monday Oct 23, 2023
Happy Patioween!
[0:00] Patio Date founder Ryan Rancier joins us to address some rumors making the rounds and updates us on the upcoming launch of the new app. Should sports commentating go the way of the dinosaurs? A hero takes action on the streets of Kelowna. The worst chip.
Read the rest of this entry »Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Two lone cowboys, Kurt and Ryan, host a popular podcast called "Patio Lanterns." Tired of their daily routines, they embarked on an adventure to find a place of peace and tranquility. Somewhere rural, closer to their roots.
As they journeyed through the wilderness, horses acting as extensions of their manhood, their bond deepened.
When they returned from the ranch, they recorded a special episode of their podcast, sharing their journey and feelings. The magical place, combined with their love, left them feeling refreshed and reenergized.
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Sep 18, 2023
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Our longest episode ever.
Ryan travels to a small island where the goats outnumber the people. We discuss recent news such as the Mike Babcock resignation in Columbus and the Alien news out of Mexico. #FindKeith2023 update. Kurt wants to break up with his dental hygienist. Wasn't Tom Cruise supposed to go to space (or did he already)? Kurt gets h4cked on the livestream. A man makes too much money and he is mad.
Song of the Summer 2023 winner is announced...
Read the rest of this entry »Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Patio Lanterns High: Part IV
It's prom night and the school courtyard is transformed into a prom wonderland, adorned with twinkling lights and decorations. Kurt (fresh out of juvenile detention) and Ryan, navigate the big night and their rocky relationships.
- Is Morgan Wallen a real person?
- Randy avoids hurricanes and hits up Jumbo's Clown Room in Southern California
- Kurt heads to Northern California and runs into some Napa Rebobs
- Where is Keith Cook Carlson Ross #findkeith2023
- The final 4 SOTS nominees are announced.
Read the rest of this entry »Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Patio Lanterns High: The Halloween Special coming soon...
"Patio Lanterns High" is a thrilling supernatural high school drama that delves into the mysteries of a cursed town, testing the bonds of friendship and bravery as its characters confront their deepest fears and unravel a centuries-old enigma.
- Aliens are real but who cares?
- Ryan and Kurt recreate a famous scene from The Fast and the Furious
- Ryan rants on raising money for a good cause
- Kim Mitchell stinks?
- Kurt has an encounter with a strange island man.
- The Lost Episode finally released. Next up, Patio Lanterns the Podcast the Movie.
- SOTS nominations
- [45:00] We saw Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 *spoilers*
Read the rest of this entry »Monday Jul 31, 2023
Monday Jul 31, 2023
5 YEARS IN THE MAKING
Originally intended to be released in 2018, the (first) "lost" episode became a significant talking point over the years. It has evolved. And it's finally here. Enjoy.
Eddie Spaghetti, the moon pr team, poop from the sky, Coffey Anderson, Chase Rice, live studio audiences, Keith Cook Carlson Ross (VISIS), bears=deaf people, would you rathers, Wilford Brimley, Cinnabon, sex dolls, Paul Flart.
Featuring our favorite clips from the following episodes:
Bears, beets, deaf people (2018)
Jurassic Lifestyle (2018)
The Goat (2018)
The Return of the Kurt (2018)
Whose Fart Is It Anyway? (w/ Paul Flart) (2018)
Sex Dolls (w/ Wilford Brimley) (2018)
Audio Trouble Investigation Squad (2019)
The Late Show with Kurt & Ryan (ft. Kent MacDonald) (2019)
I'll Have the Tuna, No Crust (w/ Ryder Hoy) (2019)
Is that barbeque sauce on your neck? (2019)
Fat Cats and Where to Find Them (2019)
Eddie Spaghetti (2019)
Spring breakers (ft. Coffey Anderson) (2020)
POOPBUSTERS (2020)
R&R (Ryan & Ron) (2020)
The Berenstein Dilemma (2020)
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Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Patio Lanterns High: Part III
- What happened to Threads?
- X Gon' Give It To Ya
- Jason Aldean cancelled
- Randy and Caveman hit up the silent disco
- A tip to stay cool and stretch out your pants
- What's going on with all these grasshoppers?
- An update on the Lost Episode
- SOTS nominations
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
This time on PATIO LANTERNS HIGH...
- Ryan forces Kurt to watch all the Mission: Impossible movies
- Kurt is KO'd by bacon and eggs
- Butter + bread + olive oil + barley + water type businesses
- LinkedIn lunatics and introducing Alexander Grant
- Threads is out and Ryan is a day 1 user
- SOTS nominations
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