Patio Lanterns

The One with the Thing

Big Dog Daddy (aka Toby Keith) is featured. The guys give an update on the moon and more importantly, its PR team. Save the world with beef tubes? We do the Thing. Oh and 1/4 chance you have a hairy butt.

Little House on the Patio?

We don't really know either.

The Return of the Kurt

Kurt returns to the Patio after finding himself in the foothills of Bangladesh. Ryan voices his anti-anti-straw opinion. Kurt talks about hazing activities at work and his recent 15 minutes of fame.

The Goat

Kurt has a shocking announcement that will make you happy or sad - we don't know which one.
The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you out of bed! Randy is confused and disgusted throughout. Randy challenges Kurt to a photo competition for all the marbles (arnies).

Jurassic Lifestyle

A disturbing truth about last week's flowers is revealed. Randy talks about his household's tendency to spontaneously break out into drum circles. Kurt describes an awkward encounter at the pharmacy. How important are nipples? - the boys break it down. Patio Lanterns has its first question from a fan!

Bears, beets, deaf people

The guys try to determine where stomach hair ends and pubic hair begins. Then they try to wrap their heads around how a deaf person thinks.

The Gang Hosts an Awards Show

Ryan rants about trikes and Kurt admits how an episode of Black Mirror made him feel quite uncomfortable. Prestigious awards are handed out to past interviewees.

Tryouts Part IV - The Good, the Bad and the Moe

Geoff returns to the show and Moe takes over the second half of the episode in the biggest and baddest installment of Patio Lanterns yet! The final tryout.

Tryouts Part III - The Mighty Ducks

Randy talks about his drive back to Kelowna. Kurt realizes he is "pure man". Our friend Avi joins the podcast to talk about ducks and basketball shorts.

Tryouts Part II - The Climb(er)

Kurt and Randy discuss the ongoing interview process for a new co-host. Kurt yells at Randy in his new segment on the show. The boys talk about their new favorite color. Ryder joins the back half of the episode for the most intriguing interview yet!