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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
Episodes
Tuesday May 29, 2018
Tuesday May 29, 2018
Kurt has a shocking announcement that will make you happy or sad - we don't know which one.
The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you out of bed! Randy is confused and disgusted throughout. Randy challenges Kurt to a photo competition for all the marbles (arnies).
Tuesday May 22, 2018
Tuesday May 22, 2018
A disturbing truth about last week's flowers is revealed. Randy talks about his household's tendency to spontaneously break out into drum circles. Kurt describes an awkward encounter at the pharmacy. How important are nipples? - the boys break it down. Patio Lanterns has its first question from a fan!
Tuesday May 15, 2018
Tuesday May 15, 2018
The guys try to determine where stomach hair ends and pubic hair begins. Then they try to wrap their heads around how a deaf person thinks.
Wednesday May 09, 2018
Wednesday May 09, 2018
Ryan rants about trikes and Kurt admits how an episode of Black Mirror made him feel quite uncomfortable. Prestigious awards are handed out to past interviewees.
Thursday May 03, 2018
Thursday May 03, 2018
Geoff returns to the show and Moe takes over the second half of the episode in the biggest and baddest installment of Patio Lanterns yet! The final tryout.
Wednesday Apr 25, 2018
Wednesday Apr 25, 2018
Randy talks about his drive back to Kelowna. Kurt realizes he is "pure man". Our friend Avi joins the podcast to talk about ducks and basketball shorts.
Tuesday Apr 17, 2018
Tuesday Apr 17, 2018
Kurt and Randy discuss the ongoing interview process for a new co-host. Kurt yells at Randy in his new segment on the show. The boys talk about their new favorite color. Ryder joins the back half of the episode for the most intriguing interview yet!
Wednesday Apr 11, 2018
Wednesday Apr 11, 2018
The boys have a shocking announcement that will change Patio Lanterns forever. Jake auditions for the role of co-host...and fucks it up.
Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
Ryan introduces "shitty" Ryan. Can friends with benefits work? An episode of Seinfeld causes Kurt to ask an odd question.
Monday Apr 02, 2018
Monday Apr 02, 2018
Geoffrey lets us down. Randy asks an interesting question. A heated debate on microwaves breaks out.