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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Wednesday May 22, 2019
Wednesday May 22, 2019
The Roy is a great place to relax
and meet with friends. Great food
and friendly waitresses await you,
with daily food specials and a
warm atmosphere.
PATIO LANTERNS - THE BASKETBALL AND GARDENING PODCAST
Ryan encounters some weird sneezers. Kurt encounters an ant. Game of Thrones is over but our rants are just beginning.
Congrats to "Give me Hedman" for winning the 2019 Patio Lanterns NHL Bracket Challenge!
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Thursday May 09, 2019
Thursday May 09, 2019
IT'S THE PODCASTING PLAYOFFS - "It's the time you really gotta prove yourself, cause everyone's going out for summer."
After a disturbing hiatus, we're back! Kurt is sick and Randy is in a foreign land. Why aren't dress shorts more common? How are our NHL brackets doing? (Hint: badly). The Big Dog Daddy throws out a heater just in time for summer while Taylor Swift disappoints (ME lol) big time.
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Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
MOON BOOTS ARE HERE AND THE FUTURE STINKS
ICBC is modifying our genomes? We HATE Game of Thrones HATERS. Kurt envisions Randy on the cover of "Dad" magazine. Donation bins - why are they dangerous and can they be stopped? Everyone's NHL brackets are busted - get the inside scoop on this edition of #sportstalk.
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Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019
The official podcast of the NHL
Welcome to the Patio Lanterns NHL bracket challenge! We have created a fantasy league for big $$$. Listen to our tips, tricks, and quips in our sports segment! Randy has a new "power" move. Kurt got a part of his body waxed.
1. Create a bracket here:
https://cliambrown.com/bracket2019/
2. Copy your secret edit link, and then paste it here:
https://cliambrown.com/bracket2019/league/join/xqd3qctr
You can check out the league members & results here:
https://cliambrown.com/bracket2019/league/xpjz6
PS: Send $20 to our email: patiolanternspodcast@gmail.com to officially enter into the grand prize sweepstakes!
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Thursday Apr 04, 2019
Thursday Apr 04, 2019
LEGALLY BLIND NAKED MAN GUNNED DOWN SPRINTING ACROSS FORMULA ONE CIRCUIT
Randy and Kurt have had enough of their respective big city lifestyles and are moving out to separate small towns. Randy has a new business idea and you can have it, free of charge! Michelob Ultra changed their slogan and it really irks Kurt. Kurt ventures to a house party and is met with mixed results. "Where have all the illegally blind people gone" - Sam Roberts.
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Thursday Mar 28, 2019
Thursday Mar 28, 2019
LET'S CANOODLE
Sit down, shut up and get ready for our hottest episode yet. The boys create THE perfect playlist to fulfill your every sexual desire. We also start the conversation on SONG OF THE SUMMER 2019. The spa is good and you guys should check it out. One thing not to check out...grapefruit. THEY SUCK.
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Check out our bedroom bangers playlist from this episode:
https://open.spotify.com/user/1xr51mc3oj8wvpqcvtzlrh2qn/playlist/1d9Rc1vkE2dR4R5uemZDrl?si=bhj36DImRDi34V-i50JJ0Q
Thursday Mar 21, 2019
Thursday Mar 21, 2019
I'm gon ride, I'm gon ride, I'm gon ride
I'm gon ride on you baby, on you lady all night, all night
I'ma take care of your body, I'll be gentle, don't you scream
It's getting hotter, make it softer, feel your chest on top of me
I'm gon ride, I'm gon ride, I'm gon ride
I'm gon ride on you baby, on you lady all night, all night
I'm gon make you feel that loving, getting weak all in your knees
Kiss your body from the tip top all the way down to your feet.
[0 mins]: Winter SUCKS and anybody who says different is a liar! Stop with the super erotic worm moons already. Kurt finally watched all of the Rocky and Creed movies and re-ranked them to Randy's displeasure.
[35 mins]: Our favorite kiwi, Ryder Hoy (HOYYYYYYY), orders the tuna, no crust.
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Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
THE 7-ELEVEN OF PODCASTS - PEAKING 24HRS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK
[0 mins]: Daylight Savings Time came and went with minimal casualties thanks to some smart planning by RDAWG and the Caveman. Randy still doesn't like Twitter. IKEA - go for the furniture, stay for the cinnamon buns? Gynecologists for men - why isn't this a thing? Boiled pork is killing dogs, let's stop this before it's too late.
[39 mins]: We are ecstatic to have our first female guest as Ryan's friend Nicole joins us on the patio. Although, Kurt is wary of this stranger and puts together a friendship quiz. What are hot guy names? How can we market to the female demographic? We ask Nicole.
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Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
"If you could have one superhero what would it be?"
Disgraced former co-host Geoff Kittson joins us to discuss: the origin of "Randy", Rancier Farms, tailgating at the ferry terminal, #swine09, and the challenges of Bumble. PATIO LANTERNS - THE PREMIER SPORTS TALK PODCAST
PS - if you have any news on the whereabouts of past podcast interviewee, Avi, please let us know.
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Wednesday Feb 27, 2019
Wednesday Feb 27, 2019
We're gonna make you feel GRRRRRRRREAT hombre!
Ever appreciated how the toilet seat doesn't sit directly on the rim?? No, didn't think so. Randy finds his long lost brother in Mexico. Kurt breaks down the top tier restaurants versus the crap ones. Is Randy the perfect test subject? Yes, yes he is. 2 cups DOES NOT EQUAL 2 cups.
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