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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.
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Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
"If you could have one superhero what would it be?"
Disgraced former co-host Geoff Kittson joins us to discuss: the origin of "Randy", Rancier Farms, tailgating at the ferry terminal, #swine09, and the challenges of Bumble. PATIO LANTERNS - THE PREMIER SPORTS TALK PODCAST
PS - if you have any news on the whereabouts of past podcast interviewee, Avi, please let us know.
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Wednesday Feb 27, 2019
Wednesday Feb 27, 2019
We're gonna make you feel GRRRRRRRREAT hombre!
Ever appreciated how the toilet seat doesn't sit directly on the rim?? No, didn't think so. Randy finds his long lost brother in Mexico. Kurt breaks down the top tier restaurants versus the crap ones. Is Randy the perfect test subject? Yes, yes he is. 2 cups DOES NOT EQUAL 2 cups.
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Thursday Feb 14, 2019
Thursday Feb 14, 2019
*Featuring for the FIRST TIME EVER - A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE*
[0 mins]: Ryan goes on his biggest rant yet about his annoying classmates. Kurt is pissed off at Superstore (basically the anti-Costco). Vancouver is SHUT DOWN due to extreme weather! Dave Assman is a big ass and gets back at Saskatchewan Government Insurance and we love it.
[27 mins]: Kent MacDonald (another friend of the podcast - you may know him as the guy who always loses at Jenga) joins us for a lengthy talk. We try and get inside his head via personality quizzes but we mostly laugh at Randy.
Special thanks to Kenny Fong on YouTube for the Late Night Show Intro music.
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Thursday Feb 07, 2019
Thursday Feb 07, 2019
[0 mins]: R-MAN and the Caveman discuss #hustling and the pro-work culture. Is Ted Bundy hot? Other topics include: The cheerleader/mascot wage gap, 21 page long cooking blogs. And after Kurt witnesses someone raw dogging a banana, we argue over the correct way to eat a banana.
[29 mins]: We get Keith Cook Carlson Ross from the Vancouver Island Sasquatch Investigation Squad to join us and talk yeti/bigfoot/sasquatch. Unfortunately, we run into severe audio problems.
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Wednesday Jan 30, 2019
Wednesday Jan 30, 2019
Kurt is back and can't wait to argue with Randy about Imagine Dragons. Are airports getting too big? Snapchat is goddamn mess and cole slaw is the least appetizing thing we've ever seen. Oh yes, and our weekly F U to Cinnabon (they suck). Thankfully Costco rules and we've got some listener questions!
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Kurt decided to leave the country and go off soul-searching again, so Ryan got bored waiting and made his own freakin episode. With no one to keep him in line Ryan plays a solo game of HOT or NOT featuring a questionable number of cartoon characters. Goes on to rant about how being well informed sucks and how signatures are stupid. If you see red lemons does that mean you have eye cancer?? haha!
Wednesday Jan 02, 2019
Wednesday Jan 02, 2019
NEW YEAR SAME PODCAST.
In the first ever episode recorded in the same room as one another, Dr. Randy and the Caveman argue over lemons and limes, pulp versus no pulp, and flurries versus McFlurries. Randy opens up about his bad Tinder experiences and his obsession for crazy eyes. Kurt HATES voicemails but LOVES pop! We have a brief year in review too...
Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
DO YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME? Eggnog is great (but we don't know what's in it) and you should mix it in with all of your meals and drinks. Is regifting acceptable? Is ginger spicy? Where does Randy find pickles around Christmas? Are cinnamon buns a breakfast food or dessert? We discuss all of these topics and MORE.
Merry Christmas to all!
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Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting). Oh and of course there is a drinking game. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST WATCHING THE SHOW ALONG WITH US. This covers Episode Ten. THIS IS IT BABY. THE FINALE.
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
In a spooky side project to our regular broadcasts, we watch the new Netflix show "The Haunting of Hill House" to see if it really is all its hyped up to be (reports of people vomiting and fainting). Oh and of course there is a drinking game. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST WATCHING THE SHOW ALONG WITH US. This covers Episode Nine.